Yeh sawaal aaya hai Mumbai se, sawaal poochhnewaale apna naam nahin bataana chaahtey...
Answer:
This word can mean many things. A lot depends on what kind of a person you are. If you are a chootiya yourself... then this word doesn't mean anything, it is just another abusive word which you can use to address other degenerates like yourself. Otherwise there's a short list of conditions to fulfil, here's the list:
- Your occupation is officially noted as, "Chootiyagiri" on your ration card.
- Your friends keep asking you to change your underwear.
- You think you are the guy who appears in all celebrity wetdreams.
- When someone says, "kaan ke neeche maaronga!" and after being slapped you actually argue saying, "yeh toh gaal pe maara, kaan ke neeche kahaan maara?"
- When you're stalking a girl and you decide to give blank calls, when her father actually asks you furiously, "KAUN BOL RAHA HAI?!" instead of hanging up, you actually give our your full name, with your mother's maiden name, your address, your telephone number, your father's business address, your caste, religion, your native town, your mother tongue and the colour of your bedroom ceiling.
- You actually have an email address which says: "baapkamaal@fukatchodu.com" and your friends have email addresses like: "chootiyekamaal@fukatchodu.com"
- Everytime you say something, people around you ask you to go home and ask your parents, "Yeh kaise ho gaya?! Kya khaaya thhaa?"
- Everytime someone says, "Mithun!" You have to put your palm on your belt buckle and raise your other hand and do five pelvic thrusts, each time saying, "Aaae!"
To the others who wish to write into us, yeh address note down kar lijiye:
CKB Ask Baraati,
c/o CKB,
P. O. Box no. 420
Mumbai - 400 9211
Baraatiyon ka swaagat 'pan paraag' se keejeeye!
3 comments:
ter baaton mein kimmam ki khushboo hai!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH :)
Loved this one. I am heppy to note that I dont know a single chootiya. But will keep my eyes open.
How much Water did you drink, before you wrote this ??
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